Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Marilyn's Birthday

I thought I'd share with you some of the symbolism of the holiday.

1. Bunnies: They are cute and so am I. 'nuff said.

2. Chocolate: Makes you feel like you're in love, which is how everyone should feel around me.

3. Baskets: I have been called a basket case.

4. Plastic Grass: It just ain't right. See number three.

5. Peeps: Don't dissolve in water. I don't dissolve in water! What a coincidence.

6. Eggs: They are shaped like me.

7. Ham: My mom always said I was the ham of the bunch of us.

8. Easter Bonnet: My favorite form of sunscreen is a hat. Serious UV protection and no stingy eyes or funny smell. My favorite bonnets have very wide brims that are a little stiff. Straw doesn't hold up so well. Cloth is better. Ventilation of some kind is good. I need a new bonnet.

9. Hiding the eggs: really, this is silly. If you're worried about me eating all of something, hide the cheese.

10. Spring: It's a happy time. Today I am happy. Hope you are too.

1 comments:

Travis said...

Now that's the kind of day I can enjoy! Happy Birthday!