Why do politicians and celebrities say that and then follow it up with a phrase that you know nobody ever asks them? I just heard a Colorado Springs politician use that phrase and I thought it was funny.
Here are some helpful, almost standard ways, you could finish this statement, in case you happen to be a politician or celebrity and your speech writer called in sick or something.
1. Why I'm so wonderful.
2. How I get so much done.
3. Why the people love me so much.
4. How I inspire so much loyalty.
5. If it's a good idea to have that many children all at once.
Here are a few ways that I could finish that statement honestly.
1. If I'll do some laundry.
2. What we are having for supper.
3. If I'll go see what the dog really wants.
4. If I can make the lettering bolder.
5. How come this window lettering proof has a dark gray background.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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1 comments:
I think those are some of the filler words that seem to be needed in every public statement. Don't all public remarks have some kind of word count rquirement?
LOL!
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