Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ten Things I Don't Have To Do Today

1. Buy a monkey

2. Teach anybody French (this is good since I don't speak French.)

3. Fix the broken DVD player. (If I knew how though, I'd put it on my list.)

4. Eat chocolate.

5. Paint my nails blue.

6. Sing opera. (If I knew any opera I might sing some anyway, just for fun.)

7. Hug strangers.

9. Paint happy faces on the lawn furniture.

10. Convince the plants (mostly weeds) in my backyard that spring really is here.

Happy Wednesday.

3 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

No monkeys in my day, either.

Mags said...

Nope-none of those things are on my list either!

Travis said...

I didn't have to do any of those things either, although I decided I did want to have chocolate.

So I did!