Jesus is on Facebook?

I haven't freinded Him though. You know how these things go. How do I know it's really Jesus? Anyway, we had this IM conversation last night (in my head).

Me: Hey there Jesus.

Jesus: Why hello. Hope you don't mind that I'm a little distracted. I have about two million of these windows going at once.

Me: LOL I hate when that happens.

Jesus: So what's on your mind?

Me: Well, I was wondering about that garden thing. You know, where you asked God to please not ask you to die for us. Don't get me wrong, I know crucifixion has to hurt and all but why the big deal about death if you knew you were being resurrected?

Jesus: That's in the bible?

Me: Yeah. You didn't know.

Jesus: Well, I have a hard time reading it, actually. It starts out kind of dry.

Me: But it's the story of your life. Shouldn't you know what's in it?

Jesus: Only the last part is a biography and frankly it isn't exactly an autobiography.

Me: So about the crucifixion?

Jesus: Well, I'm not sure about the garden thing. Sometimes those disciples weren't paying very close attention, but really crucifixion is awful and then I was actually dead for three days. That wasn't a whole lot of fun.

Me: I guess not. Well thanks for dying for my sins and all.

Jesus: No prob. Hey I gotta run. bbl

Me: Amen