Not sure I paid close enough attention to the new things going on at Entrecard... I'll have to look into it because it's acting in new ways I didn't expect.
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I spent the day playing Zelda with Jasmine, thanks to my dad who gave it to us.
Also, I baked myself a cake. I let Jasmine eat some because I was feeling generous.
I noticed yesterday that I now have gray hair and I have come to the realization that by the time I no longer need pimple medication it will be way too late for the wrinkle medicine to do me any good.
Some other signs of my impending AARP membership?
1. I frequently use the phrase, "when I was your age".
2. Sometimes I look all over the house for my coffee cup and find I was carrying it the whole time.
3. I never know where my keys are for more than fifteen minutes at a stretch.
4. My favorite room temperature is 80 degrees, though that hasn't changed much over the years. I like to be warm.
5. There isn't a single skirt for sale at Wal Mart that isn't too short, in my opinion.
6. "Remember when bread only cost...?"
7. I am beginning to wonder if my wardrobe is dated but I'm not positive which decade it belongs to.
8. What are the kids next door thinking about when they play THAT music THAT loud? I can't imagine anybody would listen to it on purpose. It has to be just to annoy me personally.
9. People call me Ma'am. All ages of people. When did that happen?
10. I don't know who half the celebrities in that "celebrity news" box on my e-mail start-up page are. I never heard of em and don't care if they are all pregnant or not.
2 comments:
I am approaching 45. But oddly enough, I received my first AARP invitation 2 years ago.
I'm expecting an escalated campaign for my membership.
I don't like the Ma'am thing too much. Isn't that a contraction for Madame? I don't know where my brothel is. Did I lose it?
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