Super Powers I Don't Have

Listing the ones I have would be easier... shorter too. However, here are ten super powers I wouldn't mind having and you don't see much of in the comic books.

1. The ability to keep my house spotless in less than five minutes a day.

2. The ability to not be overweight even while eating like the 99% of Americans who are overweight.

3. The ability to appear to be wearing make-up even though I never do.

4. The ability to have my taxes filed without actually having to deal with receipts or numbers of any kind.

5. Super earning ability.

6. Super stainfighting.

7. The ability to appear invisible to anybody who doesn't like me, and also not be thought of at all, ever, by such people. They would just forget I exist and therefore could not cause me or my family any harm... until she they tried to set my husband up with somebody.

8. The ability to change my eye color to match my outfit.

9. The ability teach my child by telepathy.

10. The ability to file papers with a nod of my head and a magic word.