Here are ten things that he probably shouldn't say to clients. He came up with the first two. Can you come up with others?
1. That's a nice pair of man boobs you got there.
2. I can see she wears the pants in the family. Who wears the penguin suit?
3. We can go in my car. I just got my driver's license back.
4. Ethics, schmethics.
5. This is a perfect closet for keeping the kids in. Don't you think?
6. You don't want this one. It's too hard to get blood out of a white carpet.
7. ... and you could hang the whips here.
8. That bathtub could hold a lot of jello.
9. This is a great neighborhood. Drive-by shootings were down 50% last month.
10. My house smells just like that. You'll get used to it.
7 comments:
Think of it as an indoor pool, not a leaky basement.
LOL My dad owns a house like that.
the Schools in this area are wonderful. We have at least 20% of the kids that started Kindergarten make it all the way to graduation!
"the bullet holes are urban chic..."
The neighbors aren't any trouble. Their parole officers keep a good eye on them.
"They don't build 'em like this anymore. . . thank god!"
I feel brain dead. But you have some funny ones here!
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